UMNO - The Prime Minister of Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Yab Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, the current PM


Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: The Prime Minister of Malaysia a.k.a. The PM
3. Level of Maturity: None
4. Marital Status: Widowed but recently remarried sister-in-law. Likes to keep SEX in the family.
5. Personal Motto: Inbreeding Is My Life
6. Political Motto: We Support Terrorism in the Name of Islam
7. Mental Ailments and Defects: ADD/ADHD, Tourette's, Manic Depressive, Bi-polar, Inferiority Complex ... just to name a few.
8. Favorite Hobbies: Hitting cats with hammers; picking nose in public; collecting Nazi paraphernalia
9. Favorite Color: Anything but Black, White, Mexican, Chinese or Indian.
10. Favorite TV Show: Any news reports about self
11. Favorite Restaurant: Any Hawker serving Fried Pork Rice
12. Last Thing He Masturbated to: Buffalo Bill (Silence of the Lambs)
13. Hottest Celebrities: Jackie Chan and Wil Smith
14. Most Annoying Person: Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
15. Favorite Day of the Week: Monday. He gets to pee on the wall at the capital building.
16. Favorite Holiday: Hajj
17. Professional Field: Crooked Politician, Professional Liar, Con Artist, Cheat, Racist, War Monger
18. Favorite Quote: "All Chinese are stupid and must die!”

UMNO - The Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Dato' Sri Najib Tun Razak, Deputy PM



Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: The Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia a.k.a. The DPM
3. Level of Maturity: Non-Existent
4. Sexual Orientation: Loves them Monkeys.
5. Personal Motto: Can’t Wait To Be PM
6. Political Motto: Malaysia Must Support Jihad.
7. Mental Ailments and Defects: Manic Depressive, Napoleonic Complex, Womanizer, and Animal Abuser.
8. Favorite Hobbies: Sucking the farts out of fat Chinese girl’s asses; collecting Soviet era weapon paraphernalia
9. Favorite Color: Red
10. Favorite TV Show: Any negative news reports America
11. Favorite Restaurant: Any Hotel with all you can eat buffet because he’s a cheap bastard
12. Thing He Loves Masturbates to: The National Geographic Special – ‘Gorillas in the Mist’
13. Hottest Celebrities: Michelle Yeoh and Lucy Liu
14. Most Annoying Person: The Famous Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
15. Favorite Day of the Week: Friday. he gets to fart in prayer room at the capital building.
16. Favorite Holiday: Ramadan
17. Professional Field: Crooked Politician, Liar, Conman, Racist, Backstabber
18. Favorite Quote: "The Encantoman Must Be Silenced”

UMNO - The 'Former' Prime Minister of Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Tun Dr. Mahathir bin Mohamad


Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: Former Prime Minister
3. Personal Stuff: A devout con artist. A totally useless asshole and boil on the ass of humanity and the world.
4. Level of Maturity: That of a frustrated old ass wipe of an inbred monkey who loves to hear himself talk
5. Sexual Orientation: Likes giving anal sex to Datin Seri Rafidah binti Aziz, and likes receiving anal from Yab Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
6. Personal Motto: I am great Malaysia will never survive without me
7. Political Motto: Destroy your enemies without mercy and use any means to accomplish your goals
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Napoleonic Complex, Multiple Personality Disorder, Delusional, Bipolar Disorder, Animal Abuser
9. Favorite Hobbies: Collecting Adolph Hitler Nazi memorabilia
10. Favorite Color: The color of money
11. Favorite TV Show: Any news reports about himself
12. Favorite Restaurant: Likes to jump out of his limo and steal hawker food from poor Indian peoples on the street
13. Things He Loves Masturbates to: Secret private porn movies of Sammy Vellu banging underage girls from Sri Lanka
14. Hottest Celebrities: Whoever in the Playmate of the Month for Playboy Magazine
15. Most Annoying Person: Anwar Ibrahim, Tuan Guru Haji Abdul Hadi bin Awang; Sammy Vellu; Yab Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi; That damn Encantoman; ... shall I continue?
16. Professional Field: International Supporter of Terrorism, Racist, Political Saboteur, Conman, Thief, Compulsive Liar, Renowned Asshole
17. Favorite Quote: " Well Anwar how do you like me now?”

UMNO - Minister of International Trade And Industry of Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Datin' Seri Rafidah binti Aziz


Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: Minister of International Trade And Industry
3. Personal Stuff: Is in close alliance with a company called DK Malaysia a known agent for Malaysia’s Internal Security.
4. Level of Maturity: That of an old frustrated Muslim slut of a fat cow with an IQ of an aids infested baboon
5. Sexual Orientation: Likes to suck male members and swallow their sticky juices. Misses Dr. M’s very small winnie stick but has replaced it with another tiny useless winnie from the current PM Badawi
6. Personal Motto: Malaysia needs a woman as prime minister - gee I’d make a great one
7. Political Motto: Suck as much money out of American companies and the West as possible
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Paranoid, Obsessive Compulsive, Napoleonic Complex, Multiple Personality Disorder
9. Favorite Hobbies: Collecting sex toys which are prohibited under Islamic Law
10. Favorite Color: Blue
11. Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons
12. Favorite Restaurant: None - likes to eat at home. Favorite food is Chinese fried rice with pork and shrimp, which is prepared by her private Chinese cook, and then get slobbering falling down drunk on warm Heineken beer
13. Things She Loves Masturbates to: Watching Japanese Lesbian Gay Porn
14. Hottest Celebrities: Rosie O’Donnell
15. Most Annoying Person: Sammy Vellu; The Truly Great One The Famous Encantoman; ... shall I continue?
16. Professional Field: Radical Feminist; Terrorist, Racist, Political Extremist, Con Artist, Compulsive Liar, Backstabber
17. Favorite Quote: "Malaysia is a Terrorist State but America and the West are too stupid to admit it.”

The Criminal - Former Imprisoned Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Anwar Ibrahim


Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – DAP (Democratic Action Party of Malaysia)
2. Official Moniker: A Convicted Criminal, Former Deputy Prime Minister and UMNO Party member, now just an x-convict
3. Personal Stuff: Lives for the day he gets his revenge on Dr. M.
4. Level of Maturity: That expected of a convict
5. Sexual Orientation: Likes naked Indian Muslim women to walk on him with their high heels
6. Personal Motto: Death to Dr. M. and UMNO
7. Political Motto: Malaysia must be ruled through Islamic Law and I must be the supreme ruler
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Turrets Syndrome, Delusional, Paranoid, and Bipolar Disorder
9. Favorite Hobbies: Bashing America and making fun of Dr. M.
10. Favorite Color: Red, fantasizes about cutting Dr. Mahathir’s head off, and running through the street of KL carrying the head - yelling I am great I am wonderful
11. Favorite TV Show: Japanese Sumo Wrestling
12. Favorite Restaurant: KL’s Chinatown Hawker Food, eating BBQ Pig
13. Things He Loves Masturbates to: Placing a Butt Plug in his a-hole and dreaming of his prison cellmate
14. Hottest Celebrities: Madonna, Paula Abdul
15. Most Annoying Person: Former Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohammed; The current PM Abdullah Badawi; The Great One The Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
16. Professional Field: Criminal, Terrorist, Racist, Political Extremist, Conman
17. Favorite Quote: "The sword of Allah (God) shall be mine and I will use it to destroy UMNO”

DAP - Party Leader

The Political Profile of …
Wan Azizah Wan Ismail



Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – DAP (Democratic Action Party of Malaysia)
2. Official Moniker: DAP Party Leader
3. Personal Stuff: Wife of former jailed Deputy Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim; totally opposes UMNO and would like to see all current and past members hanged especially Dr. M.
4. Level of Maturity: An old crippled dog has more common sense. A circumcised ugly ass Muslim in Islamic in cover up who is an old bitter woman
5. Sexual Orientation: None, she is an old crone. A witch with warts and broom has more sex than she does.
6. Personal Motto: Death to UMNO and all of its members
7. Political Motto: Malaysia must become an All Islamic State, which my husband Anwar Ibrahim will rule through Islamic Law
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Manic Depressive, Delusional, Paranoid, and Schizoid
9. Favorite Hobbies: Helping PAS raise funds for terrorist training camps both inside and outside Malaysia
10. Favorite Color: Green the color of Islam but really it is the color of the U.S. Dollar, which this bitch loves so much
11. Favorite TV Show: Any Malay Soaps
12. Favorite Restaurant: Shangri-la Hotel Kuala Lumpur all you can eat buffet
13. Things She Loves Masturbates to: A super large black dildo (vibrator) with variable speeds and lots of batteries
14. Hottest Celebrities: Ajai, Malay male singer; and Michael Jackson
15. Most Annoying Person: Former Malaysian Prime Minister Dr. Mahathir Mohammed; Datin' Seri Rafidah binti Aziz; The Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
16. Favorite Day of the Week: Sunday because she was told Jewish people hate it
17. Favorite Holiday: Ramadan because it’s a great time to lose some weight
18. Professional Field: Religious Wannabe, Low Keyed Terrorist, Racist, Extremist, Political Activist
19. Favorite Quote: "Dr. M. and his family will pay for what they did to us”

PAS - Head of the Islamic Religious Opposition Party in Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Tuan Guru Haji Abdul Hadi bin Awang


Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – PAS (The Parti Islam SeMalaysia)
2. Official Moniker: PAS Party Leader
3. Personal Stuff: Islamic Extremist through and through, hates the west and all it stands for, hates Infidels (non Muslims), totally opposes any other political parties in Malaysia, and wants all UMNO members hanged.
4. Level of Maturity: That of any religious zealot extremist nut case whack job moron
5. Sexual Orientation: Multi Islamic full garb veiled Muslim girls, young, usually underage, and has five wives and many concubines (female slaves). Believes if it was good enough for The Profit Mohammed it is good enough for him. Makes all his underage women walk around naked in the confines of his home. He beats his women on a regular basis whether they need it or not.
6. Personal Motto: Death to all Infidels wherever they are; and Death to all Muslims who do not follow strict Islamic Saharia Law.
7. Political Motto: Malaysia must become an All Islamic State, which I should rule, and all non-Muslims must be put to death or expelled from the country.
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Pedophile, Multiple Personality Disorder, Inferiority Complex, Manic Depressive, Delusions he is Allah’s (God) personal messenger.
9. Favorite Hobbies: Raising funds for terrorist training camps both inside and outside Malaysia, and kidnapping and torturing to death Thai prostitutes.
10. Favorite Color: Green the color of Islam
11. Favorite TV Show: al-Jazeera TV Satellite News Network
12. Favorite Restaurant: Malay Hawker with Halah food only
13. Things He Loves Masturbates to: Infidels being beheaded, and Sexy dirty naked anime girls
14. Hottest Celebrities: Miss Japan (Miss Universe) 2007 RIYO MORI
15. Most Annoying Person: Dr. M., Datin' Seri Rafidah binti Aziz, Any Infidel, The Famous Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
16. Favorite Day of the Week: Friday and long prayers for dedicated Muslims who follow him.
17. Favorite Holiday: Hajj and Ramadan
18. Professional Field: Asshole, Religious Con Artist, Terrorist, Racist, Pedophile, Extremist
19. Favorite Quote: "Islam will Rule the World”

Royalty - The Current King of Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin



Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – None, Royalty (Current King of Malaysia)
2. Official Moniker: His Majesty
3. Personal Stuff: Current King of the Islamic Malays
4. Level of Maturity: That of an arrogant spoiled 5-year-old
5. Sexual Orientation: Prefers very young Malay girls (ages 10 to 13)
6. Personal Motto: All Bow to Me
7. Political Motto: Malaysia must become an All Islamic State which I should rule
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Pedophile, Animal Abuser (launches cats in an ancient replica of a catapult), Inferiority Complex, Manic Depressive
9. Favorite Hobbies: Drinking beer and eating BBQ pork while watching naked Burmese dancers; Playing with his Barbie Doll collection; and hunting rare endangered species
10. Favorite Color: Gold, because its better than money and the richness color of royal clothing
11. Favorite TV Show: No time for TV, too busy making home made porn movies of underage girls
12. Favorite Restaurant: Always eats in, royal banquets are common place, after all doesn’t pay for meals they are provided by the Malaysian taxpayer
13. Thing He Loves Masturbates to: Children being raped in Darfur, Nigeria, and Somalia
14. Hottest Celebrities: The Olsen Twins
15. Most Annoying Person: Dr. M., Any Infidel, The Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
16. Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday, he loves to take young girls to the dungeon and punish them for being bad Muslims.
17. Favorite Holiday: Hajj
18. Professional Field: Liar, Asshole, Con Artist, Racist, Pedophile, Dungeon Master
19. Favorite Quote: "Do as I say, Not as I do”

MCA - Minister of Housing & Local Government of Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting



Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – MCA Party (Malaysian Chinese Association)
2. Official Moniker: The Minister of Housing & Local Government of Malaysia
3. Personal Stuff: Chinese – President of the MCA Party, married two children
4. Level of Maturity: That of any Gangster
5. Sexual Orientation: Prefers Chinese petite woman, never indulges in Muslim females he feels they would dirty him
6. Personal Motto: Hates Muslims but Loves Money More, so for now, kiss them UMNO asses
7. Political Motto: Malaysia must do away with Syariah Laws and have one law for a united country
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Serious Womanizer, and has Delusions he is Alphonse Scarface Capone reincarnated
9. Favorite Hobbies: Watching Japanese Internet Porn, and arranging Fat Chinese women who fart for Sammy Vellu
10. Favorite Color: Red
11. Favorite TV Show: Avid watcher of Hong Kong Chinese Soaps
12. Favorite Restaurant: Penang Hawker Food serving up Kway Teow
13. Thing He Loves Masturbates to: Photos of Hillary Clinton
14. Hottest Celebrities: Actresses Lucy Liu and Pamela Anderson
15. Most Annoying Person: Dr. M., Anwar Ibrahim, Dato' Seri Hishammuddin Bin Tun Hussein, The Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
16. Favorite Day of the Week: Friday, he loves to watch the Muslim idiots go into the Mosque and practice their devil religion
17. Favorite Holiday: Chinese New Year because he doesn’t have to interact with other cabinet officials especially the PM
18. Professional Field: Crooked Politician, Liar, Conman, Racist, Revolutionary Plotter, Teacher, Anarchist
19. Favorite Quote: "A Civil War is Coming to Malaysia, and I’m going to help start it”

MIC - Works Minister of Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Dato' Seri S. Samy Vellu


Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – MIC (Malaysian Indian Congress)
2. Official Moniker: The Works Minister of Malaysia (and, the only Indian Malaysian in the Cabinet)
3. Personal Stuff: Tamil – Religion is Hindu but acts like a Muslim lackey dog. Estranged 2nd wife is Datin Seri Indrani
4. Level of Maturity: A Homer Simpson wannabe
5. Sexual Orientation: Underage Young Girls.
6. Personal Motto: Corruption and kickbacks go to me first
7. Political Motto: Malaysia must do more public works projects so I can get richer
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Pedophile, Womanizer, and Delusions of Superiority.
9. Favorite Hobbies: Making Child Porn Movies
10. Favorite Color: Green, he loves those American dollars
11. Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons
12. Favorite Restaurant: The one he owns
13. Thing He Loves Masturbates to: Britney Spears Pregnant Photos
14. Hottest Celebrities: Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai
15. Most Annoying Person: Dr. M., Anwar Ibrahim, The Famous Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
16. Favorite Day of the Week: Any day he is not in the capital building
17. Favorite Holiday: Ramadan because he doesn’t have to deal with any stupid Muslims.
18. Professional Field: Crooked Politician, Professional Liar, Con Artist, Racketeering, Extortionist
19. Favorite Quote: "Lets Kill The Encantoman”