Monday, July 23, 2007

MCA - Minister of Housing & Local Government of Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting

Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – MCA Party (Malaysian Chinese Association)
2. Official Moniker: The Minister of Housing & Local Government of Malaysia
3. Personal Stuff: Chinese – President of the MCA Party, married two children
4. Level of Maturity: That of any Gangster
5. Sexual Orientation: Prefers Chinese petite woman, never indulges in Muslim females he feels they would dirty him
6. Personal Motto: Hates Muslims but Loves Money More, so for now, kiss them UMNO asses
7. Political Motto: Malaysia must do away with Syariah Laws and have one law for a united country
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Serious Womanizer, and has Delusions he is Alphonse Scarface Capone reincarnated
9. Favorite Hobbies: Watching Japanese Internet Porn, and arranging Fat Chinese women who fart for Sammy Vellu
10. Favorite Color: Red
11. Favorite TV Show: Avid watcher of Hong Kong Chinese Soaps
12. Favorite Restaurant: Penang Hawker Food serving up Kway Teow
13. Thing He Loves Masturbates to: Photos of Hillary Clinton
14. Hottest Celebrities: Actresses Lucy Liu and Pamela Anderson
15. Most Annoying Person: Dr. M., Anwar Ibrahim, Dato' Seri Hishammuddin Bin Tun Hussein, The Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
16. Favorite Day of the Week: Friday, he loves to watch the Muslim idiots go into the Mosque and practice their devil religion
17. Favorite Holiday: Chinese New Year because he doesn’t have to interact with other cabinet officials especially the PM
18. Professional Field: Crooked Politician, Liar, Conman, Racist, Revolutionary Plotter, Teacher, Anarchist
19. Favorite Quote: "A Civil War is Coming to Malaysia, and I’m going to help start it”

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