Wednesday, August 1, 2007

UMNO - The Prime Minister of Malaysia



The Political Profile of …
Yab Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, the current PM


Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: The Prime Minister of Malaysia a.k.a. The PM
3. Level of Maturity: None
4. Marital Status: Widowed but recently remarried sister-in-law. Likes to keep SEX in the family.
5. Personal Motto: Inbreeding Is My Life
6. Political Motto: We Support Terrorism in the Name of Islam
7. Mental Ailments and Defects: ADD/ADHD, Tourette's, Manic Depressive, Bi-polar, Inferiority Complex ... just to name a few.
8. Favorite Hobbies: Hitting cats with hammers; picking nose in public; collecting Nazi paraphernalia
9. Favorite Color: Anything but Black, White, Mexican, Chinese or Indian.
10. Favorite TV Show: Any news reports about self
11. Favorite Restaurant: Any Hawker serving Fried Pork Rice
12. Last Thing He Masturbated to: Buffalo Bill (Silence of the Lambs)
13. Hottest Celebrities: Jackie Chan and Wil Smith
14. Most Annoying Person: Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
15. Favorite Day of the Week: Monday. He gets to pee on the wall at the capital building.
16. Favorite Holiday: Hajj
17. Professional Field: Crooked Politician, Professional Liar, Con Artist, Cheat, Racist, War Monger
18. Favorite Quote: "All Chinese are stupid and must die!”

UMNO - The Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia






The Political Profile of …
Dato' Sri Najib Tun Razak, Deputy PM



Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: The Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia a.k.a. The DPM
3. Level of Maturity: Non-Existent
4. Sexual Orientation: Loves them Monkeys.
5. Personal Motto: Can’t Wait To Be PM
6. Political Motto: Malaysia Must Support Jihad.
7. Mental Ailments and Defects: Manic Depressive, Napoleonic Complex, Womanizer, and Animal Abuser.
8. Favorite Hobbies: Sucking the farts out of fat Chinese girl’s asses; collecting Soviet era weapon paraphernalia
9. Favorite Color: Red
10. Favorite TV Show: Any negative news reports America
11. Favorite Restaurant: Any Hotel with all you can eat buffet because he’s a cheap bastard
12. Thing He Loves Masturbates to: The National Geographic Special – ‘Gorillas in the Mist’
13. Hottest Celebrities: Michelle Yeoh and Lucy Liu
14. Most Annoying Person: The Famous Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
15. Favorite Day of the Week: Friday. he gets to fart in prayer room at the capital building.
16. Favorite Holiday: Ramadan
17. Professional Field: Crooked Politician, Liar, Conman, Racist, Backstabber
18. Favorite Quote: "The Encantoman Must Be Silenced”

UMNO - The 'Former' Prime Minister of Malaysia






The Political Profile of …
Tun Dr. Mahathir bin Mohamad


Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: Former Prime Minister
3. Personal Stuff: A devout con artist. A totally useless asshole and boil on the ass of humanity and the world.
4. Level of Maturity: That of a frustrated old ass wipe of an inbred monkey who loves to hear himself talk
5. Sexual Orientation: Likes giving anal sex to Datin Seri Rafidah binti Aziz, and likes receiving anal from Yab Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
6. Personal Motto: I am great Malaysia will never survive without me
7. Political Motto: Destroy your enemies without mercy and use any means to accomplish your goals
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Napoleonic Complex, Multiple Personality Disorder, Delusional, Bipolar Disorder, Animal Abuser
9. Favorite Hobbies: Collecting Adolph Hitler Nazi memorabilia
10. Favorite Color: The color of money
11. Favorite TV Show: Any news reports about himself
12. Favorite Restaurant: Likes to jump out of his limo and steal hawker food from poor Indian peoples on the street
13. Things He Loves Masturbates to: Secret private porn movies of Sammy Vellu banging underage girls from Sri Lanka
14. Hottest Celebrities: Whoever in the Playmate of the Month for Playboy Magazine
15. Most Annoying Person: Anwar Ibrahim, Tuan Guru Haji Abdul Hadi bin Awang; Sammy Vellu; Yab Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi; That damn Encantoman; ... shall I continue?
16. Professional Field: International Supporter of Terrorism, Racist, Political Saboteur, Conman, Thief, Compulsive Liar, Renowned Asshole
17. Favorite Quote: " Well Anwar how do you like me now?”

UMNO - Minister of International Trade And Industry of Malaysia






The Political Profile of …
Datin' Seri Rafidah binti Aziz


Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: Minister of International Trade And Industry
3. Personal Stuff: Is in close alliance with a company called DK Malaysia a known agent for Malaysia’s Internal Security.
4. Level of Maturity: That of an old frustrated Muslim slut of a fat cow with an IQ of an aids infested baboon
5. Sexual Orientation: Likes to suck male members and swallow their sticky juices. Misses Dr. M’s very small winnie stick but has replaced it with another tiny useless winnie from the current PM Badawi
6. Personal Motto: Malaysia needs a woman as prime minister - gee I’d make a great one
7. Political Motto: Suck as much money out of American companies and the West as possible
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Paranoid, Obsessive Compulsive, Napoleonic Complex, Multiple Personality Disorder
9. Favorite Hobbies: Collecting sex toys which are prohibited under Islamic Law
10. Favorite Color: Blue
11. Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons
12. Favorite Restaurant: None - likes to eat at home. Favorite food is Chinese fried rice with pork and shrimp, which is prepared by her private Chinese cook, and then get slobbering falling down drunk on warm Heineken beer
13. Things She Loves Masturbates to: Watching Japanese Lesbian Gay Porn
14. Hottest Celebrities: Rosie O’Donnell
15. Most Annoying Person: Sammy Vellu; The Truly Great One The Famous Encantoman; ... shall I continue?
16. Professional Field: Radical Feminist; Terrorist, Racist, Political Extremist, Con Artist, Compulsive Liar, Backstabber
17. Favorite Quote: "Malaysia is a Terrorist State but America and the West are too stupid to admit it.”