Wednesday, August 1, 2007

UMNO - Minister of International Trade And Industry of Malaysia

The Political Profile of …
Datin' Seri Rafidah binti Aziz

Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: Minister of International Trade And Industry
3. Personal Stuff: Is in close alliance with a company called DK Malaysia a known agent for Malaysia’s Internal Security.
4. Level of Maturity: That of an old frustrated Muslim slut of a fat cow with an IQ of an aids infested baboon
5. Sexual Orientation: Likes to suck male members and swallow their sticky juices. Misses Dr. M’s very small winnie stick but has replaced it with another tiny useless winnie from the current PM Badawi
6. Personal Motto: Malaysia needs a woman as prime minister - gee I’d make a great one
7. Political Motto: Suck as much money out of American companies and the West as possible
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Paranoid, Obsessive Compulsive, Napoleonic Complex, Multiple Personality Disorder
9. Favorite Hobbies: Collecting sex toys which are prohibited under Islamic Law
10. Favorite Color: Blue
11. Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons
12. Favorite Restaurant: None - likes to eat at home. Favorite food is Chinese fried rice with pork and shrimp, which is prepared by her private Chinese cook, and then get slobbering falling down drunk on warm Heineken beer
13. Things She Loves Masturbates to: Watching Japanese Lesbian Gay Porn
14. Hottest Celebrities: Rosie O’Donnell
15. Most Annoying Person: Sammy Vellu; The Truly Great One The Famous Encantoman; ... shall I continue?
16. Professional Field: Radical Feminist; Terrorist, Racist, Political Extremist, Con Artist, Compulsive Liar, Backstabber
17. Favorite Quote: "Malaysia is a Terrorist State but America and the West are too stupid to admit it.”

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