Wednesday, August 1, 2007
UMNO - The Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia
The Political Profile of …
Dato' Sri Najib Tun Razak, Deputy PM
Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: The Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia a.k.a. The DPM
3. Level of Maturity: Non-Existent
4. Sexual Orientation: Loves them Monkeys.
5. Personal Motto: Can’t Wait To Be PM
6. Political Motto: Malaysia Must Support Jihad.
7. Mental Ailments and Defects: Manic Depressive, Napoleonic Complex, Womanizer, and Animal Abuser.
8. Favorite Hobbies: Sucking the farts out of fat Chinese girl’s asses; collecting Soviet era weapon paraphernalia
9. Favorite Color: Red
10. Favorite TV Show: Any negative news reports America
11. Favorite Restaurant: Any Hotel with all you can eat buffet because he’s a cheap bastard
12. Thing He Loves Masturbates to: The National Geographic Special – ‘Gorillas in the Mist’
13. Hottest Celebrities: Michelle Yeoh and Lucy Liu
14. Most Annoying Person: The Famous Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
15. Favorite Day of the Week: Friday. he gets to fart in prayer room at the capital building.
16. Favorite Holiday: Ramadan
17. Professional Field: Crooked Politician, Liar, Conman, Racist, Backstabber
18. Favorite Quote: "The Encantoman Must Be Silenced”