Wednesday, August 1, 2007

UMNO - The 'Former' Prime Minister of Malaysia






The Political Profile of …
Tun Dr. Mahathir bin Mohamad


Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: Former Prime Minister
3. Personal Stuff: A devout con artist. A totally useless asshole and boil on the ass of humanity and the world.
4. Level of Maturity: That of a frustrated old ass wipe of an inbred monkey who loves to hear himself talk
5. Sexual Orientation: Likes giving anal sex to Datin Seri Rafidah binti Aziz, and likes receiving anal from Yab Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
6. Personal Motto: I am great Malaysia will never survive without me
7. Political Motto: Destroy your enemies without mercy and use any means to accomplish your goals
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Napoleonic Complex, Multiple Personality Disorder, Delusional, Bipolar Disorder, Animal Abuser
9. Favorite Hobbies: Collecting Adolph Hitler Nazi memorabilia
10. Favorite Color: The color of money
11. Favorite TV Show: Any news reports about himself
12. Favorite Restaurant: Likes to jump out of his limo and steal hawker food from poor Indian peoples on the street
13. Things He Loves Masturbates to: Secret private porn movies of Sammy Vellu banging underage girls from Sri Lanka
14. Hottest Celebrities: Whoever in the Playmate of the Month for Playboy Magazine
15. Most Annoying Person: Anwar Ibrahim, Tuan Guru Haji Abdul Hadi bin Awang; Sammy Vellu; Yab Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi; That damn Encantoman; ... shall I continue?
16. Professional Field: International Supporter of Terrorism, Racist, Political Saboteur, Conman, Thief, Compulsive Liar, Renowned Asshole
17. Favorite Quote: " Well Anwar how do you like me now?”

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