Tuesday, July 24, 2007
The Criminal - Former Imprisoned Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia
The Political Profile of …
Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – DAP (Democratic Action Party of Malaysia)
2. Official Moniker: A Convicted Criminal, Former Deputy Prime Minister and UMNO Party member, now just an x-convict
3. Personal Stuff: Lives for the day he gets his revenge on Dr. M.
4. Level of Maturity: That expected of a convict
5. Sexual Orientation: Likes naked Indian Muslim women to walk on him with their high heels
6. Personal Motto: Death to Dr. M. and UMNO
7. Political Motto: Malaysia must be ruled through Islamic Law and I must be the supreme ruler
8. Mental Ailments and Defects: Turrets Syndrome, Delusional, Paranoid, and Bipolar Disorder
9. Favorite Hobbies: Bashing America and making fun of Dr. M.
10. Favorite Color: Red, fantasizes about cutting Dr. Mahathir’s head off, and running through the street of KL carrying the head - yelling I am great I am wonderful
11. Favorite TV Show: Japanese Sumo Wrestling
12. Favorite Restaurant: KL’s Chinatown Hawker Food, eating BBQ Pig
13. Things He Loves Masturbates to: Placing a Butt Plug in his a-hole and dreaming of his prison cellmate
14. Hottest Celebrities: Madonna, Paula Abdul
15. Most Annoying Person: Former Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohammed; The current PM Abdullah Badawi; The Great One The Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
16. Professional Field: Criminal, Terrorist, Racist, Political Extremist, Conman
17. Favorite Quote: "The sword of Allah (God) shall be mine and I will use it to destroy UMNO”