Wednesday, August 1, 2007
UMNO - The Prime Minister of Malaysia
The Political Profile of …
Yab Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, the current PM
Please Know Your Asshole Politician:
1. Current Party Affiliation – UMNO (United Malays National Organisation)
2. Official Moniker: The Prime Minister of Malaysia a.k.a. The PM
3. Level of Maturity: None
4. Marital Status: Widowed but recently remarried sister-in-law. Likes to keep SEX in the family.
5. Personal Motto: Inbreeding Is My Life
6. Political Motto: We Support Terrorism in the Name of Islam
7. Mental Ailments and Defects: ADD/ADHD, Tourette's, Manic Depressive, Bi-polar, Inferiority Complex ... just to name a few.
8. Favorite Hobbies: Hitting cats with hammers; picking nose in public; collecting Nazi paraphernalia
9. Favorite Color: Anything but Black, White, Mexican, Chinese or Indian.
10. Favorite TV Show: Any news reports about self
11. Favorite Restaurant: Any Hawker serving Fried Pork Rice
12. Last Thing He Masturbated to: Buffalo Bill (Silence of the Lambs)
13. Hottest Celebrities: Jackie Chan and Wil Smith
14. Most Annoying Person: Encantoman, ... shall I continue?
15. Favorite Day of the Week: Monday. He gets to pee on the wall at the capital building.
16. Favorite Holiday: Hajj
17. Professional Field: Crooked Politician, Professional Liar, Con Artist, Cheat, Racist, War Monger
18. Favorite Quote: "All Chinese are stupid and must die!”